I licked the Mona Lisa and it felt real good
Those old ass oils and the gilded wood
I like to lick paintings when I’m feeling blue
I know it’s not allowed but I don’t care
I like to get museum guards in a tizzy
I also like fruit drinks that are nice n’ fizzy
The best thing I licked was a Wayne Thiebaud
Gumdrops, cupcakes and even a paved road
When I stand before a painting and there’s no one around
I just put my tongue on it without a sound
Breakdown…
Tell you once, tell you twice, my mutha’s heart is made of ice
Jiggy wiggy twiggy, roshambo, the most expensive art is the best to lick
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I hope you sing this at the bar tonight. Maybe some passersby will give us some money for drinks if we put a hat out in front of you and I dance backup.
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