Toenails and the All Night Vigil

I previously stated that I would write one blog per week. But because I listen to no one including myself, I will write one whenever I want. I am supposed to be writing lesson plans, but instead I started thinking of innovative ways to undermine the man. This is what I came up with: cut your toenails with your eyes closed. In fact, close your eyes all of the time except when you sleep. On that note I am going to go listen to some Russian Orthodox choral music and I'm Jewish. Feel free to refute and/or praise anything I say in the form of a comment.