Monday, March 31, 2008

Let me wet your palette with sweet sorbet

A taste of what's to come...

1. How to reach total liberation be eating apple cores

2. How to make tender love to springtime while your coworkers are having lunch at Quizno's

3. How to give the scariest interview of a lifetime

4. and much much more

5. and more

6. by the end you will have witnessed the complete disintegration of the shackles of captivity

7. don't tell me what to do or i'll kill you, unless you have a humble suggestion for ways to stick it to the man. In that case address me as Sensei Weiss

1 comment:

jonny cournoyer said...

You need to calm down, here, read this and sing to yourself, it has worked in the past.......

Before you slip into unconsciousness
Id like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss

The days are bright and filled with pain
Enclose me in your gentle rain
The time you ran was too insane
Well meet again, well meet again

Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
Youd rather cry, Id rather fly

The crystal ship is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, Ill drop a line